Monday, December 01, 2008

You're Invited to View My Photos!!!

I'm invited to view your photos!!!
But maybe, just maybe, I couldn't care less?
Your swaddled new infant, in pink cap or blue cap
In mom's arms, then dad's arms, then still, fast asleep.
I've seen it before, far too many times over
First smile! First bottle! First eyes open wide—
Well I can't be wide-eyed! Your blah blah baby bores me.
I can't ooh and ahh when you cry "He adores me."
So thanks for the photos, and sorry to Snap-
Fish around for another to view the whole slide show.
Though I'm sad to miss out on what Baby just did now,
Delete! To the trash! He's a garbage pail kid now.
The phone rings. It's you: "Did you look at my beauty?"
I grimace. I pause. I squeal: "Oh what a cutie!"

1 Comments:

Anonymous wolfman said...

Fantastic -- exactly mirrors my own reaction to such a photo-
bucket it!

10:40 PM  

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